Pat, You Naughty Boy

Pat, Pat, Pat. What in the world are you thinking? You state that the stroke that Ariel Sharon had was a punishment from God. Are you on drugs? Silly question, it should be what kind of drugs are you on?

Pat, are you still holding a grudge against the Jews? Lighten up, the Jews have more than atoned for that little party. You damn cities, you celebrate when a world leader has a life threatening stoke...What kind of weird-oh are you?

Pat, let me get in on a secret. Psst..closer...Aw, come on...closer....Whap! There's a good one upside your head. What kind of dumbass are you? Do you believe that your a Christian? I really don't think so. Do you think that you speak for the Lord? I don't think so.

Pat, you've made an ass out of yourself for many years now. At least Jim Baker had the good sense to go to prison. I don't believe that you have the sense to come out of the rain. Well, the rain is a comin', Pat. And your going to get very, very wet.

If, and it is a big if, you ever entone or pretend to be righteous again I believe that everyone should get up and leave your dumb ass. Who writes your scripts? Who thought it was a good idea to put a racist, bigoted fool such as yourself up for President. Can you even imagine what state this country would be in if you had won? It was concievable, just ask Jimmy Carter, he knows all about that.

To paraphrase a famous comment by Boston attorney Joseph Welch during an appearance before Senator Joseph McCarthy I state: "Until this moment, Reverend, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Have you no decency, sir, at long last?"

You sir, are the type of person that the rest of the world holds up as an example of the Ugly American. You sir, are no man of God. You sir, should go back to the slime pit that you oozed out of. You sir, are a pimple on America's backside. Your vitrolic statements should be taken for what they are, the drivel of an old, bitter man who has lost his way. And I don't think that you will ever find your way back. Think now of heaven sir, because your never going to get there from here.

Ta, ta, Pat! Hang in there, Ariel!