Random Effluvia

(Editors Note: For Immediate Release::::::::Today Bruce Maybee, writer of the Internet Blog "Am I Right? Maybee...the human comedy, explained. Sorry Mr De Balzac", announced to a stunned family (the only ones reading his blog and only because of veiled, vague threats) that he will not include recipes on his blog. After several attempts at clarification by Mr Maybee's wife, PZ, Mr Maybee would only state, "I'm really not interested in recipes." Shock and awe followed, in that order.

In regards to the growing scandal of the Jack Abramoff congressional pay-off/bribe/just seeing that the boys are taken care of, Alice Fisher, head of the Justice Departments criminal division, stated that "Government is not for sale." One reporter was overhead to say "What planet does she live on?"
In this writers opinion the remark was uncalled for as it was fairly obvious from the announcement which planet Ms Fisher lived on.

In a related story, Speaker of the House Dennis Hassert has announced that he would be returning funds given to him by Mr Abramoff. In a lame announcement given only to the bathroom staff of the Congress toilet, Mr Hassert explained that since he has recieved money from other lobbyers he didn't really miss the money anyway. This is a shining example that this writer would like to see from other "victims" of nefarious schemes. Hang in there, Denny Baby!

In still another related story, Rep Ney from Ohio stated that he had been "duped" by Mr Abramoff into accepting free trips to the Super Bowl, free trips to Scotland to golf and free dinners in Mr Abramoff's upscale resturant. The writer was overhead to say "I wish someone would offer to dupe me in this manner." This cause one reporter to say "What planet does he live on?", to which Mr Maybee had no answer.

One wonders how one can be duped into recieving this free gifts and money to boot. One also wonders how anyone from Ohio could be worth the effort. This stems from the personal bias of the writer of this blog and can only be viewed as prejudicial, at best. However, my daughter, Amanda knows full why Ohio strikes terror in the hearts of her family. However, it must be noted that Ms Elizondo has a "pissy attitude" when the subject of Ohio is mentioned. Nothing further can not be revealed at this time but stay tuned, investigators from the Justice Department's criminal division, headed by Alice Fisher, is on the case. Hang in the Alice Baby!

In a shameless attempt at filling out space in his blog, Mr Maybee states that he will be adding a column later on called "Tales From The Darkside". Mr Maybee refused to ellucidate any further on this shameless attempt.

Flash!! Lindsay Lohan has denied that she will be a spokesman for the Taco Bell Corporation. She states that at no time during her latest ordeal has she stated "I'm fulllll" and meant it. A stunned American appeared to be speechless at this announcement. Let's hope that perhaps some of it is true. Or not. I don't care.

Ta, Ta.